Showed a noob my tumblr profile and she said it looks like myspace……

I’ve never been so offended.

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

pros-titute:

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

I’m not a misandrist but….

someone just took a sharp turn down feminist lane going 90mph